The Commandant smiled slyly. "Very true. Moving right along though, we have Aloysius and Amicus, otherwise known as Warthog and Buzzsaw. Together, they are..."
Savoy picked up the last two folders, which were attached and slid the flap open, emptying a small square device onto the desk. "The Belly Buddy Brothers, yes, I have heard of them. Criminals who have, somehow, been very successful." Noticing the lack of paper, he glanced up at the Commandant. "Where's their tragic backstory? The history that is a precursor to their mischief and mayhem? Also, what is this?" He picks up the small portable oblong, turning it over in his hands.
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We Are Number One UNDERTALE Parody
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